The Official Denmark Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Denmark, REAL Denmark. This site is awesome. My name is Rasmus and I can't stop thinking about Denmark. Denmark is cool; and by cool, I mean totally cold.
1. Denmarkians are mammals, and sometimes racists.
2. Denmark takes ALL your money ALL the time.
The purpose of a Denmark is to take your money and make you frustrated with its immigration bureacracy ALL the time.
Weapons and gear:
Peter Schmeichel!!! Bacon!!!
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Denmark has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or Denmark will throw you out, then complain about there still being too many foreigners!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Denmark has soooooooo much Danish Pastry that I
want to crap my pants. I can't believe it
sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This country is totally expensive and that's a fact.
Denmark is small, flat, cold, right wing, danish, and sweet. I can't wait to start applying for a residence permit again next
week. I love Denmark with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Denmark?
A: Denmark is the ultimate
paradox. On the one hand it takes all your money, but on
the other hand, they want to throw you out.
Q: I heard that Denmarkians are never friendly and always want to throw you out. What's their problem?
Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals or racists,
Denmarkians can be friendly or want to throw you out
What does Denmark do when its not taking all your money or throwing you out?
A: Most of its free time is spent making pastries so you can buy them them next time you are out or sending 3 soldiers to Iraq. (Ask Rasmus if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Rasmus showing off..
He's a lot older than me and gets thrown out of Denmark whenever he wants,
which is bragable.
Based, of course, on THE OFFICIAL NINJA WEBPAGE.
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